Weird Trash Panda

Yall I'm so fuckjng gay like jfc 
          
          Like take this interaction:
          
          Friend: your partner says hi
          Me: Yay!! :3 *gay ass fucking giggling with a dopey ass mother fucking smile*
          
          Like yall why am I so fuckint giddy over my partner saying fucking "hi" to me T-T

What happens when my partner asks to call to fall asleep:
          Bf: heading to bed mind if we call?
          Me: ofc not <3
          *we call and fall asleep*
          
          What my brain thinks will happen if I try and ask to call to fall asleep:
          Me: Hey can we call to fall asleep?
          Bf: No why would we?
          
          Very sound logic brain 10/10
          
          Why am I like this

Being in a long distance relationship is so insane like
          Wdym that I know some of my bfs deepest trauma but have never seen his knee
          Wdym that I've had some of the best dates with this man but have never even held his hand
          Wdym I stayed up till 6am just to see if my boyfriend will call me to sleep
          Wdym my soulmate is in an entirely different timezone than me
          
          Like shits wild fr

Love you hun ♥️

We love random anxiety 

Sentences I never thought I'd say:
          
          No my butt is not vibrating >:(

My friends are trying to get me into Phighting-
          
          Like one of them fr said if I get into it they'll make me an OC
          
          Bro I wanna play it so badly but I told some of them I would wait to play with them
          
          God Dangit I never listen when people try to get me into stuff so why am I listening now
          
          Hnnnng

Sometimes when your mental health tanks you just gotta sent in your room with the lig ht a off all day and message no one but character.ai chat bots

Nah why did someone saying I'm like a sister to them make me so happy-

"If I'm not danger tits we throwing hands"
          -me