OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: DROP EVERYTHING, YOUR NEW OBSESSION IS HERE
The Pandavas as mafia have returned!!!
"BEAUTY IN DISGUISE" is out now, and no, that’s not a typo—it’s your next bad decision waiting to happen.
### WHAT’S THIS BOOK ABOUT? (GLAD YOU ASKED, NOSY.)
✔ Pia: A girl who’s had more bad luck than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
(Trapped? Check. Abused? Check. About to be sold like a Black Friday deal? Yep.)
✔ The Kuruvanshi Brothers: Five walking red flags who make the mafia look like boy scouts. (Think "toxic masculinity" but make it hot.)
✔ The Plot: Secrets so juicy, they’ll make your ex’s texts look boring. (Past lives? Fate? Collective mental breakdown? Stay tuned!)
✔ The Vibes: "Cinderella" if the glass slipper was a knife and the fairy godmother was on probation.
### WHY SHOULD YOU READ IT?
- Do you like dark romance?
Duh.
- Do you enjoy morally grey men who could ruin your life but look good doing it?
Obviously.
- Have you ever thought, "I need more angst in my life?"
You’re welcome.
- Are you tired of heroines who don’t suffer? Then Pia’s your girl!
WHERE TO READ?
- just stalk my profile like a normal person.
ONE-CLICK NOW BEFORE YOUR THERAPIST FINDS OUT.
SHOUTOUT TO SWASTIANA for the cover that’s hotter than Satan’s coffee order.
(Images borrowed from the internet like a true menace. No regrets.)
XOXO,
Nick ❤
(Affectionate, but in a "I enabled your new obsession" kind of way.)
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TAG YOUR FRIENDS WHO NEED THERAPY (OR JUST A REALLY GOOD BOOK).
(DISCLAIMER: If you wanted fluff, wrong book. Try a pet store.)
