Retrieve the McNuggets

Hey, I’m sorry if this is annoying but I’m writing a frerard fanfiction and it doesn’t have many reads. It would help me a lot if you could take a look. Thank you <3

Hey psst guys I'm not dead

henry is 3
          and thr are 3 versions of his song
          3 + 3 = 6
          percy is 6
          if percy is 6
          and 6 sounds like sex
          sex is 2 people
          6 - 2 = 4
          Gordon is 4
          Gordon is fast
          Sonic is fast
          they both r blue
          Thomas is also blue
          Sonic and Thomas are cheeky
          James is red lke rosy cheeks
          James is an asshole
          assholes r on humans
          eyes r on humans
          humans have 2 eyes
          trains also have two eyes
          2 + 2 = 4
          gordon is fast
          wait1!1
          2fast4me
          4 - 2 = 2
          percy has 2 whels
          percy is gren
          green like henry
          henry is green lik a dollar bill
          dollar bills have ilumit symbol
          iluni symbol has 3 sides
          henry is 3
          henry is iluminti
          but wait~!!1!11
          Troublesome trucks are mean
          mean ~ lean
          lean meat
          meat is animals
          humans = animals
          hitler kills humans
          9/11 was death of humans
          if henry is iluminti and puls trouble trucks
          which are directly related to the 9/11 events
          henry caused 9/11 and holocaust
          but if henry caused it
          den how was he on sodor island!??!?!
          he was part of secret government plan 2 kill all t jews!!!
          2 xplain
          henry was contacted by obama
          obama is black
          therefore he likes fried chicken
          K F C
          K F C is three
          3 is triangle
          imulniti is triangle
          obama is part of plan!
          but what about russia!!
          Russia is part of it 2!
          WAIT!!11!
          2
          2 + 3 = 6
          Percy
          percy is double ilumini
          percy is part of evn bigr plan
          percy is a gost
          ghosts are ded
          ded is 3
          3 - 6 = 3
          illuni = 3
          add 3 to green and u get BLU!1!
          Edward is blue
          ed is old
          old people die fast
          death is life cycle end
          life is no meanin
          thing with no mean = pointless!
          circles are pointless
          circles point out thing
          which creates loophole
          holes r circles
          iluniniti h8s circles
          circles are anti ilumnti
          edwrd is part of ilumini stop plan!
          and if thomas is blu 2, den he must be part of stop plan!
          he is also 1
          1 is top place
          if hitler kill 6 million jews
          6 - 1 = 5
          5 is amount of mlg clan tag characters
          mlg = doritos = mtn dew
          u eat doritos
          mouth is where u eat
          thn it goes down to digest
          thn u poop out
          that's three
          3 = illumini
          means
          we r imiluni!
          im done now please publicly execute me

i wonder if pigeons have feelings

"petekey is trash"
          
          marry me ur my soulmate

i haven't even been on this site for 30 minutes and im already hunting down fics wow