Well hello there. *Creepy smile*
We hope you're well. Actually no.. we don't give two fucks about your health.
Just joking!
Not joking.
Okaaay, joking. Totally. Yeah..
Anywhore.. No, not your mother, this account belongs to two of us, we're co- writing. CHEERS!
Like a boss. 8)
We're similar, but really different. It makes sense, it does. Fuck off if you don't agree. Oops. Joking.
FACTS! :
We swear a lot.
Dirty jokes are a part of our daily lives.
Our musical choices are so fucking different.
Sarcasm is our first language.
Es is the mean one, Jas is the nice one. You have been warned.
We think honesty is the best policy, and since this is a free site, where we CAN share our opinions.. we will, regardless if you like it or not. 
We've been through loads together, nothing can break our bond.
We may seen like two psycho chicks, but we're pretty fucking chill. So if you'd like, see us on chat? Maybe? No? Okay, we understand. :(
Just thought you loved us..
You do? :D
D'aww!
Fuck you, give your love to your mother!
ANNNNNNNYWAYS, BYE!
~Pooka ❤ Boo ❤ ~