Ellie had something to say
ELLIE (bouncing in her chair):
Wait—I have fans??
Are you serious?
Like…actual people out there reading this mess and thinking,
“Wow, we love her,” instead of,
“Someone should probably sedate her”?
GAGE (dryly):
Someone should sedate you.
ELLIE (flips him off):
Suck my dagger, Gage.
JAXON:
You realize this means you’re officially famous now, right?
God help us all.
BASH (pinching the bridge of his nose):
Please don’t let this go to your head.
KELLEN (without looking up):
It’s already there.
GEORGIA (laughing):
Ellie, you deserve every bit of it.
ELLIE (smug):
Damn right I do.
To all my fans:
Stay unhinged, drink water, and if any of these boys annoy you—
call me.
I’ll handle it.