Alrght everyone, welcome to 2026 (I know I’m a bit late, shut up.)
So, first thing’s first, the bar is off on the right all the booze there is stolen, do with that what you will. If anyone touches my bacon strips then I will strip the skin from your flesh, don’t try it. Above all else, buckle in, cuz it’s gonna be another shitstorm.
Also before anyone asks, yes we are still betting on what kinda fuckshit’s gonna go down. I have ten grand on Trump either dying or being arrested.
Oh, and as always if anyone asks for new chapters then they will be delayed and the one asking will be thrown into the pit with Big Terry.