I’m a frustrated rock star who spends most of the day devising brand new means of wasting time. My hobbies are sleeping, eating, taking naps, writing, counting sheep, drawing, catching forty winks, reading, taking pictures, and having small glimpses of death. I hate seeing red or green zigzag-y underlines on Word documents. I love to use sarcasm and irony. My dream is to someday discover the cure for cancer and AIDS, and to learn why Donald Trump, with his shit-load of money, couldn't afford to buy a better-looking toupee.