Abi 🤼

Surprise motherfuckers im still kicking about (somehow?) if anyone has any non illegal ways to remove my chemistry teacher from this earth (lots of pain included) slide into my dms please xx

When the fan fiction is getting good...
          
           BUT THEN THEY MAKE THE MAIN CHARACTER FUCKING PREGNANT
          
          FUCK YOU WATTPAD AUTHOR CHILDREN SUCK
          
          I DONT CARE THAT ITS FICTION IM NOT SHITTING OUT A BABY THAT IS GOING TO MAKE MY FICTIONAL LIFE WITH REMUS LUPIN LIVING HELL
          
          thank you

I just rickrolled myself.
          If I never post on here ever again ever you guys know the reason.
          I killed myself.

I just read a fanfic where this guys penis was called a ‘drumstick’ like girl- 
          
          what is I was suicidal
          what if that was my last straw

Love the username 

99 followers yoooooo

I love milfs

I see you like Shrek care to help me with a Shrek x donkey fanfic

Not me stalking your account after I found some of your comments ✋

I ruined your 69 followers  also best username ever