Hi, as of right now I'm 15.

I made this account to get better at writing... And to pass english.  D MINUS BABY! Just kidding, I have an A in that class.

I like the color white.

If I were an animal, I'd be a unicorn. So I can stab you and look fabulous while doing it.

I do not plan on being famous, nevertheless if I do, Paparazzi, turn off your flash it makes me look ugly. *pose*

My friends call me, Moretti, because I love to pretend to be in an Italian mafia called, The Godfather, and my street name would be/is Moretti.

I'm socially awkward in person, but apparently I'm hilarious. So, if you need to laugh or if you want to laugh at me, I'm here... Maybe.

You can make mean comments on my stuff if you, I'll most likely be indifferent because deep down under that pulsating organ near my kidney, I'm mean.
Don't quote me on that, I don't know where my kidney is. :/

Um...

BOOBS!

We can talk about music, I listen to a lot:
BVB
SWS
PTV
All K-Pop
Olafur Arnalds
Jefree Star
Ke$ha

I don't listen to Country, Gospel, and Classical. No. Nope. Naw. Nien. Niet. Uh huh. *shakes head*

I am great at giving relationship advice, HOWEVER i've never had a boyfriend.
*Cackles and turns into a potato*
I repel the male species. *Hops off, Veggie Tales Style*
Oh, yeah if you want to know what I look like, Think of a gremlin, that you fed after midnight.

I'm allergic  to affection, so keep that lovey-dovey shit somewhere else.

If, you show me your feet, I will murder you and your children. If, we are friends, I will ALSO murder your partner.

If you are working on a story and you want it to be good, don't ask me for help, because I'm very easily distracted and will forget about you. 
But, I'm good at making posters, banners, and Book covers, so I've got your back... For free.

Sike, you better pay me like 50 bazillion gummy bears.

Motto: Weirder things have happened.
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Bye!