I'm going to change you like a wenus
Then I'll raise you like a penis 
(And here displayed is the humour of drunk self) 

Sooooo welcome to a little summary of me (doux, I changed it sorry) and my life plus random crap so enjoy:

This is second try so bare with.

Hi. I is Charlie. Bad English intended. I am part of the female side of humanity and I'm 3001 years old. I live on the humble Island of the British where I was born and until I finally move to America, it will be where I dwell. This is boring I know, exciting shizzle comes in a minute be patient my children. 

So anyway. My life has been a story of nothing really but crappy makeup, cheese strings and dog hairs. But I'll make something of it eventually. 

pewds

I believe that I have a weird sense that can decode what people actually mean by whatever they're saying. Sounds stupid ik, but I actually decode messages for my friends. I'm cool k. 
 #thesinglefriendhelpstherelationshippers 

So Ive been writing novels/ novellas/ stories/ books/ whatever you want to call them for like 4-5 years but the earlier ones are shit. Whoops I swore, I could go back and change it, but its a metaphor about life, you cant take back your wrongs but you can apologise. Sorry guys. (Update [3 months later] I can't actually believe I wrote something as lame as that omg drown me in my own blood) 

I like coffee and bands 

That needed it's own paragraph because cliché teenage girl lifestyle. 

I suffer from severe anxiety, OCD and BPD which sucks actual hairy ass sweaty sag balls but life goes on. 

I have this magical plan that I will meet Oli Sykes at a concert and it will be love at first sight then we will get married, but the fact that he is already married [lol] to the hottest female on de planet and I'm too poor for concert tickets kinda makes me think I need a back up plan. 

So if you were bothered to read this I love you for giving a shipp. 

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