666 Satanstreet in the capital of Hell

I'm here because I wanted read prinxiety fluff at 1 AM so that I wouldn't be paranoid about the Axeman (who is 100% dead) coming in and hacking me up while I slept. Yes, I do realize how sad that is, and no, I'm not going to try to defend myself. 

I guess I should actually tell you something about myself. I like cats, baking, and rain. I don't think I'm doing this right-