Raine And Mouse

When I'm a minute into my shift at the convenience store and a Karen says she wants my manager: LADY SO DO I! BUT HE'S TOO BUSY CHEATING ON HIS WIFE WITH THE ONLY OTHER EMPLOYEE THAT DOESN'T EVEN DO HER JOB SO I GUESS WE'RE ALL GETTING SCREWED!!!
          
          btw this is mouse and no. . . I am not fine. . . Send help please 

RAINE IS PART RUSSIAN!?
          
          EVERYTHING MAKES FUCKING SENSE NOW!
          
          ok ok, let me explain 
          
          So, we don't actually know if Raine is in anyway Russian, but damn if he doesn't look the part
          
          So we have this friend who is in fact Russian, and he very much looks like it, straight blind hair, blue eyes, crooked nose, and paler skin, copy paste Russian man right there 
          
          And Raine looks almost exactly like him when his hair is straight, which he never straightens cuz he hates having his hair straight, but recently his mom forced him to straighten his hair cuz they messed up on dying it, and it's still straight rn
          
          But our Russian friend came over earlier and when him and Raine sat next to each other, both me and cay just gasped in shock by how similar they looked
          
          Raine looked exactly like our friend 
          
          And now that I think about it, it makes so much sense 
          
          Raine is naturally paler than his entire family, except his sisters, and he has that same crooked nose and natural blonde hair, not to mention, his mom mentioned his bio dad before by last name it really does sound like a Russian last name
          
          So there could be a chance that Raine is part Russian, and that'd explain so fucking much

Raine's eyes are weird
          
          I'm not kidding, his eyes are weird AF, and here's some reasons why
          
          1: when Raine starts losing focus, you'll know it cuz one eye starts to wander, his left you will still be looking mostly at you, but his right eye will be looking at something completely different 
          
          2:he can unfocus his right eye on command, not his left eye tho
          
          3: he can't wink with his right eye, he can wink with his left eye, just not their right eye 
          
          4: they don't know this but, Raine has heterochromia, one eye is hazel while the other is brown
          
          5: if he looks at the sky too long, doesn't matter if it's sunny or not, he will tear up and nearly pass out. . . And he refuses to use sunglasses
          
          6: he can't really cry, if he's crying he'll get a few tears out, and that's it, I don't understand this one
          
          7: he's technically color blind, it's not that he can't see certain colors, it's just that he can't tell apart certain colors, like blues and purples, greens and yellows, and reds and browns, he has trouble differentiating them
          
          8: remember when I said Raine has heterochromia? Well apparently the heterochromia switches, I found this out when I showed mouse this script, and we couldn't remember which eye was hazel and which eye was brown, so we looked at photos we took of Raine and realized sometimes raine's left eye is hazel and other times it's the right eye
          
          9: according to raine's family, their eyes came from nowhere, everyone in raine's family has blue-green or blue-grey eyes, not even raine's sisters have brown or hazel eyes, and even raine's mom has confirmed that his bio dad had green eyes, so we have no idea where he got brown and hazel eyes
          
          10: he has astigmatism that makes him see a glare in most lights such as street lights, head lights, and even Christmas lights, and apparently he thought that was normal until recently 

Ok, guys, my demons, my children that I unknowingly adopted 
          
          I know we don't like cops- at least in America, idk about other countries
          
          But guys, do not, I repeat, DO NOT threaten to harm a police officer or any officer of the law, especially if you are a minority, which I'm assuming at least 95% of you guys are
          
          Police brutality and unjustified arrests are very real, and if you're a person of minority, most police are looking for any reason to arrest you, and openly threatening a police officer out in public, even if you don't think a police officer is with or around you, could still very much get you in trouble, especially if you have anything that would seem you dangerous 
          
          For example, if you jokingly say "if a cop comes near me, I'll be at the up" or anything like that, and you have pepper spray, a knife, any type of self defense weapon on you, which I hope you guys do, be safe out there, or a gun, and a cop overheard what you said, they can legally arrest you and charge you because of that weapon
          
          And obviously you guys need those weapons to protect yourselves, so do not get rid of those weapons so you can't get charged with anything, just don't threaten to harm a cop, even as a joke

THERE'S KPOP DEMON HUNTERS MERCH ON AMAZON SHOPPING!!!!!!!
          
          
          
          FINALLLYYYYYYYYY AFTER DAYS OF IT'S RELEASE THERE'S MERCH!!!!

Who's ur favourite character from KPop Demon Hunters?
          
          Mines Baby Saja.

Me: hey guys, I'm making another fanfic, and I asked the readers to help with some thin-
          
          Cay, already saw the post: *grabs me by the shoulders* make that green hair twink disabled. . .
          
          Me:. . . Ok?
          
          Cay: please make him disabled I'm begging you. . .
          
          Me: hm. . . Oddly hot, but ok, I'll let the readers kno-
          
          Mouse, also read the post: *appears out of nowhere and also grabs my shoulders* make that twink a sarcastic, Spanish speaking Latino. . .
          
          Me:. . . Once again, ok?
          
          Mouse: trust me, you want him to be a sarcastic Latino, and so do the readers
          
          Me:. . . Ok then, ig izuku is a disabled, sarcastic ftm Latino. . . Yay 

Guys wake up, your fav mentally unstable fanfic writer is teasing a new mha fanfic
          
          Ship: shut in izuku x obsessed killer (you guys can choose the victi-i mean love interest, pls don't say shiggy, I do him enough as it is lol)
          
          Plot: izuku is a former psychology student turned shut in who lives with his mom, he stays in his room 24/7, mostly writing horror novels and working small jobs online, he's in need of research for a new book, one where the killer is the main character, obsessing over a crush and killing in their name. The killer isn't the problem, he's written plenty of books with killer main characters, but he's never written a crush for the character to obsess over. . . 
          
          He's tried research, psychological studies to help him build the crush to be an actual character rather than a plot device, but nothing could help him truly understand what it would be like to be in the role of the stalkee, it didn't help that many crime documentaries focus on the mindset of the killer rather than their victims.
          
          That is, until the wrong person reads izuku's book, becoming obsessed with the writer's words and use of psychology to manipulate feelings into his stories, it wouldn't be long before izuku would realize he would soon learn what it was like to be worshipped by a killer. . .
          
          Oki now that that's out of the way, here's things I need help with
          
          1: love interest- anyone but shiggy, and if you're new here, please note that I only do MLM
          
          2: body type: I expect all body types, and I can't decide which one would fit izuku more, skinny or chubby
          
          3: should I make izuku disabled? I feel like I haven't done many disabled characters and I feel like I should do it more often
          
          4: should I make izuku more sarcastic and standoffish, or more sassy and teasing? This is very important for his character design 
          
          5: dad or no dad? 
          
          Oki that's all, byyyeee

Me: hey mom, I might get therapy because my anxiety is so bad due to me always fearing the worst about strangers, and id like to know why
          
          My mom: *goes on a long rant about how therapists can be dangerous because they'll know all your information and might try to manipulate me into being stuck in unsafe situations to take advantage of me*
          
          Me:. . . Nvm i think I know why my anxiety is like this. . .

Me watching kpop demon hunters: I guess the saja boys look good, nothing specia-
          
          Their demon forms: *exists*
          
          Me:. . . Id say daddy fuck me but that seems disrespectful. . . Mommy peg me? Fuck what's the gender neutral term of simping!?