Well, lets see...
I like to read and write...
I enjoy anime/ manga...
Robin Hood is forking awesomastic, along with Batman...
Umm.... Random Quote Time!!!
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
A Nerd's List of Things to Do:
1.) Write alien vs predator: The Musical.
2.) Develop the ability to talk to vegetables. (Brocotongue!)
3.) Learn how to "billow" like Severus Snape.
4.) Make action figure of yourself.
5.) Prove to the world that gay sparkly vampires are even more pathetic than they believe.
7.) Scream out random endings when walking out of the movie theater.
8.) Teach fox's how to skydive.
9.) Create first ever pizza laser.
10.) Have own theme music.
11.) Find the penny at the bottom of the razor blade and and salt-filled jar.
12.) Discover why Dora the Explorer's parents let her explore the world all by herself.
13.) Sing made-up lyrics to Christmas Carols. During the summer.
14.) Read Shakespeare. You know, like in Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet fights that lion, and Romeo destroys the giant space station, and they all go to Burger King...yeah, I don't really know my Shakespeare stuff that well.
15.) Also prove to the children how Santa sits on the throne of lies.
17.) Warn younger children that if they aren't good this Christmas, Santa's little Dementors will come and suck all of their happiness away. Run from livid parents.
18.) Use security cameras as mirrors to pick your nose.
19.) Run around with a Force FX lightsaber, claiming you are a Jedi that must slay the evils of the world.
20.) Develop sense of irony.
21.) Don't die yet.
22.) Conquer the world.
23.) Teach fox's how to skydive, then start an airshow.
24.) Build a city...then destroy it with multicolored dinosaurs!
25.) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're an insane authoress/author, too!
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