"He frowned but kept his eyes shut, still holding me tight. “No way! I already have a threat on my crotch from your aunt!”
I shook my head, and tried not to roll my eyes. “Fine. I’ll punch your man boobs.
He immediately broke apart, shooting to the other side of the bed. “I’m offended! I do not have man boobs!”" http://wattpad.com/story/2863979