Rainy Days

Stardew valley update: I think the mayor is a vampire, I have hit him in the face 40 times with rocks and he is still alive. Also I have a sweaty depressed man living in my house, he just like me fr.

At a wedding, in the Deep South.
          Some old southern dude: Haha he (the groom) ain’t gonna be happy when he realizes he’s tied down and she starts yapping. 
          Other southern man: Yup. Women, am I right? 
          My father, who would kill somebody for his wife: 
          Me, her fem presenting child who is literally right there: 

Im so god damn tired.

It’s international asexuality day, where’s my $100?

I purchased stardew valley. I want to assassinate the mayor.

There was this one guy I knew who was gay but like, the subtly transphobic kind. He’d misgender my trans friend 24/7 and when we’d call him out on it, he acted like it was our fault and constantly used the excuse “You don’t LOOK like a boy, so I’m gonna call you a girl.” Obviously no one is perfect, sometimes I messed up and said she too but when you do that, you’re supposed to genuinely say sorry, correct yourself, and move on. Obviously he did not do that. So one time we got sick of it and gaslit him into thinking my friend was a cis guy and he never misgendered him again after we lied to him.

Every photo I see of Charlie Slimecicle looks like he’s high as fuck and it brings me so much unrestrained joy.

Me: I don’t like pineapple on pizza-
          Someone: OMG HOW? I swear people only hate pineapple on pizza because it’s a popular opinion..
          Me: I am allergic, Hannah. It will kill me.

Well, I WAS having a good time, but gender dysphoria decided to FUCK ME OVER I GUESS.

Hyperfixating on a fandom you used to hate is such an oddly humiliating yet fun thing. It feels forbidden even if it isn’t.