Daughter of apathy

I enjoy:

Long walks on the beach.
Spending my time on the Internet.
Studying at the last minute before an exam. 
Miserably failing at Sports and PE. 
Eating everything I get my hands on and then complaining for the next few hours that I have no food.
Entertaining myself with my hilarious jokes that no one else seems to understand.
Feeling sorry for myself.
WINTER. SNOW. SLEDGING.