I already know a few things about you; 
1. You are reading this 
2. You are human, dragon, alien, cat,  dog, or other
3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips 
4. You just attempted to do it 
6. You are laughing at yourself 
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5
8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5
9. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too 
10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for this too