Zenyx 🪝🚬

hypothetically what if i robbed several banks then moved to brazil to start a new life (asking for a friend)

I feel the strange urge to consume anything that glows or is shiny 

What if instead of 2BDamned it was 2BFreaky and instead of saving Deimos from purgatory he just got freaky with hank

Posting this from my samsung smart fridge

How I feel after publishing all of my drafts and then disappearing off of the face of the earth for another two days:

Meow (sorry for disappearing, it will happen again.)

I know what you are.....

Watching NileRed is essentially watching a HowToBasic tutorial but with chemicals and deadly amounts of radiation 

Picture this: if you divide the 47th number of you middle name by how many times you let the voices win, how many unicycle tires will you have eaten withing the time span of 70 kilometers (not gonna be translating that into freedom units) while also reading the entire bee movie script out loud in an upside down ford F-150?

I carry the juzi community on ao3