Achilles is Dead

I'm a fujoshi

@mangosuckerr2000 I AM ALIVE INDEED WHAT IS UP

i fucking hate my school district the schedules were supposed to be out yesterday then they changed the date to today and now its not even today anymore. i doubt theyll upload them on a weekend either. what the fuck

how do people get baby fever every time i see an infant i want to punt it across a football field

i find it so funny that i started using wattpad so much less after i got a boyfriend.
          How to no longer be a loser: Rizz

A legal name implies the existence of an illegal name

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine... Except maybe #Women #Yep #ImNotFullyGay

What do two sadists do in a relationship??? do they just battle it out until the weaker one commits to masochism or what

being killed is a danny phantom reference

Runs around in circles and runs into a wall