RandomFallingCats

Can Google Docs please stop autocorrecting "Sapnap" to "subpoena" please and thank you?

RandomFallingCats

Hey! You there! Yes, you. Who else would I be talking to? Listen up!
          
          *silence, only interrupted by the sound of chirping crickets*
          
          Anyhow, you should check out @Ploosma’s works. She’s currently writing a story called “The Reawakening”, and it’s pretty darn snazzy, if I’d say so myself. Her and her works deserve more attention.
          
          So I hereby bestow upon you the task, the quest, of venturing on over to this intellect’s page. But do not tarry! Make haste!
          
          *further silence, followed by a spontaneous frog ribbit*