Out of context quotes per my summer vacation with some family friends:
“I’m trying to get the WHOLE enchilada!”
“You know what else is 18 inches? Me. I’m short.”
“…and dead granny is too busy murdering children to babysit tonight!”
“I give you the powers of death… and LIFE!”
“I’m not possessed. Hi, I’m granny!”
“What’s dead?”
“Me.”
“This thing is more than 90% alcohol.”
“Guess I’m not driving this afternoon.”
“You have five days to escape the house. Then your soul is ours.”
“He’s very talented in drawing pictures of himself killing people.”
“GET OFF THE WINDOWSILL!”
“STOP SHAKING YOUR BUTT IN THE WINDOW!”
“I’ll have some gummies and worms on it- I mean Nerds.”
“Don’t worry, honey, we can get you some worms for free.”
“And if you liked that, you should try my new shoulders!”
“Why are you Indian again?”
“How do you feel? Reborn?”
“FOOTFACE! FOOTFACE!!”
“You have foot in your face, not my problem.”
“Hey look, it’s dead raccoon hole.”
“I’m sorry, but that’s the most pathetic BAM I’ve ever heard.”
“I shot you in the face!”
“No, I heard you sneaking around and the floorboards creaked!”
“BUT I’M SUPPOSED TO STEAL YOUR WIFE!”
