Sup I'm a unoriginal mother fucking idiot who hates furries but I'm not homophobic I'm straight and like dark humor and puns (even though I am pretty bad at that kind of stuff
Favorite color)purple
Favorite food)spam musubi
Favorite drink)root beer or a-1 steak sauce (cause I'm weird)
Hobbys)sleeping gaming gardening and ant farming (I think that's the term I just have an ant farm)
Pronouns (he/him)
And sorry in advance if I say something offensive 
Though I doubt you'll actually read this