BadPick-UpLine

／ﾌﾌ La pig has arrivedム｀ヽ
          / ノ)　　 ∧　　∧　　　　）　ヽ
          / ｜　　(´・ω ・`）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
          /　ﾉ⌒＿⌒ゝーく　 ＼　　／
          丶＿ ノ 　　 ノ､　　|　/
          　　 `ヽ `ー-‘人`ーﾉ /
          　　　 丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ
          　　　／｀ヽ _/\__'

BadPick-UpLine

THE FIRST TIME MORGAN FREEMAN SAW HIMSELF CRYING IN THE MIRROR, HE BECAME OLD. AND EVER SINCE THEN HE HAS REMAINED OLD. EVERY TIME MORGAN FREEMAN CRIES, IT RAINS. IN HEAVEN. MORGAN FREEMAN DOESN'T HAVE SEX. A BABY IS BORN IN A FIELD OF KITTENS  MERELY BY THE SOUND OF HIS VOICE