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STARBUCKS PART 5 IS OUUUUUUT READ IT NOW SHIT GOES DOWN

I PROMISE THAT I'M WORKING ON STARBUCKS. Wattpad decided that deleting half of my chapter was a good idea, so now I'm trying my damnedest to get it rewritten because I know that you're all getting impatient. So I'm sorry and I hope you guys can wait a little while longer for it to get published! 
          ~Phanaconda

Ya know what Phan smells like? A mix of lost heterosexuality and penguins. ~Phanaconda 

Hey do penguins have knees though? I'm rlly curious? ~ forest

I'm in as well and the most mature of the three. Though.....that dosn't really say much about my maturity

IM IN! IM QUEER AND FULL OF EXISTENTIAL FEAR
           

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