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There was three hunters. one of them was smart, one was normal, and one was dumb. the smart one came back with a bear." how'd you get that?" they asked." I see bear tracks, I see bear. I shoot bear, bear stop." he said.
the normal one came back with a squirrel." how'd you get that?" they asked." I see deer tracks, I see deer. I shoot deer, deer stop." he said.
the dumb one came back with stitches, cuts, and bruises." how'd you get those?" they asked." I see train tracks, I see train. I shoot train, train no stop." he said.