Randomperson4n4

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ITS MY MOTHRFUCKING BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYY I'M GONNA EAT CAKE TILL I PASS OUT I LIVED FOR A ANOTHER YEAR WHOO!! I DIDN'T DIE IN MY SLEEP. Whoo...yeah.... Another year on this miserable fucking planet...*cries in Gucci* 
          (stay inside my little beans dying is gay) the Flintstone vitamins gummies are kicking in..