The name's Raph. I happen to be a mutant ninja turtle, but I guarantee I'm 500% more attractive than you.

It's kind of creepy how many...uh, fangirls I have. Let's see how many I can make faint!

My perfect girlfriend: @KennaRaphBUSCUS

Sorry guys, you missed out. Sorry girls, I'm out of your league anyway.

If you ask me to read your fanfiction, I will. But I'll only add ones that I like.

Whatever, this is stupid. See ya later, if you're lucky.