-insert-name-here-

I hope you have a pleasant afternoon, what are your opinions on crepe paper?
          @Rascalmom19 
          

SpiderMiaka

It should burn.
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flammablegas

What’s not to love?!
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-insert-name-here-

Salutations, etc. Do you still have all three fingers on your left hand? 

EmJ_was_here

Not anymore, I’ve gained too many :(
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flammablegas

Unfortunately 
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-insert-name-here-

What’s your clownsona? 

SpiderMiaka

My car keys
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flammablegas

Benadryl Custardbatch 
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EmJ_was_here

Jerry Seinfeld
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-insert-name-here-

Greetings, fellow person? What are the appropriate proportions of ice to cream in ice cream? 

-insert-name-here-

Goodbye, my friend. What do you think will happen when I mix this egg with thirty firecrackers? I don’t want to light it, but I think it’ll make a charming centerpiece. 

EmJ_was_here

It depends on how you mix them. Are you sticking a firecracker inside each egg or are you blending everything together? Results will vary greatly
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SpiderMiaka

@-insert-name-here- It'll make 38 cupcakes
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flammablegas

A masterpiece
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-insert-name-here-

how to teach cats dutch 

EmJ_was_here

You’ll need patience, prayer, and a whole lotta cheese
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SpiderMiaka

@-insert-name-here- Teach them German, then they'll understand everything.
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-insert-name-here-

I hope you enjoy your stay here on Wattpad.... Do you like chicken nuggets or chicken tenders more? There is a wrong answer here. Do not pick it. 

SpiderMiaka

Uh, obviously tenders, you heathens
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EmJ_was_here

Obviously nuggets. You can’t juggle tenders
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-insert-name-here-

Bienvenue! How many medium sized rabbits do you think you could smuggle out of a pet store while wearing a trench coat, men’s cargo pants, and stylish shades? 

EmJ_was_here

I’d say at least four and a half if I’m lucky
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flammablegas

All of them
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-insert-name-here-

Mollusk 

SpiderMiaka

I believe you were also auto corrected!
            *All roads lead to Gordon Ramsay
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EmJ_was_here

I think you also got autocorrected, I think you meant *the sky is too crunchy!
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flammablegas

Auto correct again!
            *A bird just stepped on a bee? 
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