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Dis app is so broken... I can't even ;_;

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"BABYSITTING"
          
          Chan&Woojin: Thanks for babysitting tonight!
          Bambam: Sure-- wait, why babysitting? They're all adults...
          
          [One hour later]
          
          Bambam: [frantically yelling over screaming] Jeongin! Stop throwing fruits on Changbin!  Hyunjin do not touch those cables! Minho you can't put Seungmin in the fridge!--- JISUNG GET OFF THE FRIDGE HOW DID YOU EVEN--- Oh god! I need some air!
          
          Bambam: [walking outside and relaxing; he suddenly realized someone is in the roof and dancing the fortnite dance] FELIX GET DOWN THERE! ITS TOO DANGEROUS! OH MY-- [faints]
          ©Foxie Ayen
          --
          
          -From FB~

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Changbin: you know what sucks?
          Minho: vacuum 
          Changbin: you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
          Minho: black holes
          Changbin: . . . 
          Changbin: you know what isn't cool?
          Minho: lava
          Changbin: I swear there's a special place in hell reserved for you 
          Minho: yeah and its called the throne *giving Changbin a smug smirk*
          
          ~From FB

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Felix: I punched myself, and it hurts; does that mean I'm strong or weak?
          
          Jisung: Definitely strong
          
          Seungmin: No he's weak!
          
          Minho: You're really just stupid for punching yourself
          
          Felix: . . . 
          
          Jisung: . . .
          
          Seungmin: . . .
          
          ~From FB

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Jin : TAEHYUNG!! Stop running
          Jin : JIMIN!! Leave the jams we ain't buying any!
          Jin : SUGA! Get up you lazy ass, you can't sleep here!!
          Jin : JUNGKOOK!!! Don't put that Iron Man milk on your pocket you thief!!
          Jin : JHOPE!!!! Stop imitating those dancing girls!!
          *Glass Broke*
          Jin : NAMJOONNNNNNNNNNNNN!
          
          ~From FB

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this message may be offensive
Jisung: FELIX THERE'S A COCKROACH!!
          Felix: *getting the insecticide* Oh please back in Australia I chilled with crocodiles in my backyard, this ain't nothi--
          Jisung: IT FVCKING FLIES!!
          Felix: *screeching and jumping near the table* CHAN THERE'S A MONSTER!! KILL IT KILL ITTTT!!!
          
          ~From FB

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Hyunjin: Chan hyung do we have some yummy food in the fridge?
          Chan: Yes we have, check it.
          *Hyunjin walks to the fridge and opened it*
          Hyunjin:............
          Jisung: You said something yummy?
          *Hyunjin closes the fridge*
          Hyunjin: I'm not hungry anymore.