Sam Pate

That awkward moment when your friend keeps spamming you with X reader stuff and you have to vote on it becuase they follow you and they want to know you actually read it and you liked it. 

Pizza rolls are just safe to eat spaghetti flavored ti pods. 

Happy New Years!

Merry Chrimis! Merry Christler! Merry crisis! 
          
          
          Merry Christmas for those of you who celebrate it!

I'm officially taken:
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          As a joke.