For the love of All that is Unholy. Please hire me, I want this job. I would do everything I could for the job. I wouldn’t even flirt with dice. I’d probably be too busy worshipping you Devil.
@RavenVanmitiston but I seriously want this damn job. Even if it means murder. I want this job more than anyone. I am literally offering my soul. I don’t want money. I just wanna deal cards and perform. I’ve won goddamn singing contests and I look badass in a suit.