I have no lyfe anymore...HUSSIE STOLE MEH SOUL. WE MUST VENTURE TO THE MIDDLE OF THE EARTH AND COLLECT ALL THE SOUL- oh look, new Homestuck page. 

Gurlz be crazeh, boys be mean. 
Aint nobodeh perfect.NOBODY. (* ^ *)

...Liek meh status. 
I see your through your computer screen. Wai u no talk to me bro. I get loneleh. So loneleh... 

ANYWHO, WELCOME TO MEH PAGE. IT BE AMAZIN, RITE? GURD, YOU BETTA BE IMPRESSED. WE LIVIN IN A MAGICAL WONDERLAND FULL OF RAINBOWS AND SPARKLEZ. Ain't no way u be depressed. Unless you hidin in dat corner. Pff, u should get out of dat corner. Messes with yo head peep.