Raya: Welcome.... I guess. This is a page Author-chan created to host her "contests"

Me: Oi! Don't sound so unenthusiastic!

Raya: Why the hell am I even doing this? These are your damn contests, not mine!

Me: You're like my brand name; you go on everything.

Raya:.... I don't know why, but I feel highly offended by that.

Me: Not my problem~! Just do the intro right!

Raya: Tch. Whatever. So, anyways, this is a contest page, where Author-chan can post contests for her readers to enter. Details'll be in whatever contest book is currently being used, so just read 'em when they're up. *pauses* Am I done now?

Me: Yeah, yeah. Go do your flamey thing now and leave me alone.

Raya:.... I'm going to just ignore that so I don't feel the urge to kill my author, alright?

Me: *sweat drop* Uh... yeah...