I should ban myself from movies. I’ve watched infinity war twice and I’m really upset.
A LOAD OF SPOILERS AHEAD IN MY RANT
THE GOSHDARN GRAPEFACE THANOS YEETED GAMORA OFF OF A CLIFF FOR A GLOWING STONE. THE YEETERY WAS UNACCEPTABLE. GO YEET YOURSELF.
PETER PARKER WENT POOF. SNAP. NO MORE PETER PARKER. HE PROBABLY KNEW IT WAS COMING AS WELL BECAUSE OF HIS SPIDER SENSE
THOR WAS BLASTED BY A STAR. YES HE SURVIVED BUT THE POOR BOY HAD TO WATCH LOKI DIE AS WELL AND BURNED.
AS MENTIONED BEFORE, LOKI DIED. WHY’D HE GO AND DO THAT FOR ? BECAUSE GRAPEFACE HAS ANGER ISSUES AND KILLED HIM
TONY STARK WAS STABBED. WHY’D HE GET STABBED ? BECAUSE GRAPEFACE IS A GOSHDARN BEACH. (Censored swears)HE SURVIVED BECAUSE STRANGE GAVE GRAPEFACE THE TIME PEBBLE.
I AM NOT OK !!!!!!!!!!!!