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D.Gray Man characters as John Mulaney quotes
Allen- “I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.”
Kanda- "First off, no."
Lenalee- “Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken”
Lavi- “It’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them.”
Miranda- "My vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I'll apologize to you."
Krory- "In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin."
Marie- “Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.”
Link- “We started chanting, McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's! And my dad pulled into the drive thru, and we started cheering and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.”
Alma- "You remember being 12, when you’re like “Nobody look at me or I’ll kill myself”
Timothy- "13-year-olds are the meanest people in the world."
Komui- “You know those days when you’re like, “This might as well happen.”
Cross- “Yeah he was not a “spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down” kind of guy. He was more like, “Brush your teeth. Now, boom, orange juice. That’s life.”
Neah- "You know, like a liar."
Tyki- “I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.”
Road- “I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.”
Wisely- "I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under."
Jasdevi- "I was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick."
Millennium Earl(Mana)- "Something happened here. You hope it's a miracle, but probably not."
from tumblr or reddit ideka lol