smells like anxiety

I haven't updated in about 3 months and I just want you to know that I am working on my stories as fast as my brain will let me. 

What is the plural of Bigfoot (the creature)? 
          Is it Bigfeet? Or Bigfoots? Or is it like fish and sheep? 

Isn't it lovely when your mom yells at you for being fat and then she tells you that you eat too much when you seriously stopped eating about a week ago?

You know you're a nerd when the sweater you're wearing under your star wars jacket has star wars on it.

So like I wrote you a fothermucking story and I don't see it fgt

@unitato117  Hey there Chipmunk

I'm so done with homophobic people. The next book I write is going to be nothing but gay porn.
          
          50 Shades of Gay
          
          Danger Gays: the True Lives of the Fabulous Homosexuals