I'm wanted, don't ask why, for a crime I'm pretty sure I didn't commit, now before you ask me any questions, do me a favor and call the...............Federal Agents of Bullshit, a.k.a: "The FAB" because, in our midst, we have a melodramatic sociopath, who may be a little self-centered, guys I'd like to introduce *drumroll* ME! yes, yes I am THE gorgeous "sexy thang" but my friends call me Ugly.

*If you like the ff, cross it out and consider me "yours":
Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Hunger Games, Divergent, John Green books, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, Ender's Game, Artemis Fowl, Alex Rider, Two Lies And A Spy, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock Holmes, Lord of The Rings, Star Wars, Marvel Comics, Disney, and Rise of The Brave Tangled Dragons.

If I list everything down I'll probably be put down, so.............you get the gist of it.
P.s. I love you guys already. MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH ;)