EVERYBODY I'D BE HAPPY TO BE YOUR EDITOR IF YOU WANT A SPELL CHECKER OR GRAMMAR PERSON OR WHATEVER I REALLY LIKE THAT STUFF!!!!!! Anyway, let's get down to business. 

Hey, I'm Sam. Seriously, don't call me Sammy. Dean made this account for me, and of course he had to give it that name.

I don't share a "profound bond" with Cas, but that's okay because I'm not in love with him like my brother is. There's only one true love for me, and he got killed by Lucifer. Or is he Lucifer? It's getting hard to tell.

Rip:
Balthazar, Charlie, Gabriel, Jess, Bobby, Rufus, Ellen, Jo, Adam??¿?, Samuel, Deanna, and the rest of the Campbells, Dad, Kevin, Death, Hannah, Anna, Jimmy and Amelia Novak, Samandriel, and everybody else I forgot (sorry, a lot of my friends have died it's hard to keep track).