(Gives trauma cutely)



Justice's bbg❤




Greeters
Welcome to Meeple!
As you enter our esteemed facility,
please enjoy a word from our C.E.O.,
Steve Cobs! 
The future is so yesterday,
When everything is run your way 

Your influence is everywhere,
Smell innovation on the air,
You tell me that I'm too ambitious?
Well, I say I don't care! 

Now let's take a look at the profit margin,
(The future is so yesterday,)
No let's not, that's corporate jargon!
You all want what you understand,
(When everything is run your way!)
So what I supply is what you'll demand! 

I'll never lose if you keep letting me win,
(Your influence is everywhere,)
But with the good that I do, is that such a sin?
I created all that you believe!
(Too ambitious?)
You gave me power you can't relieve!
(I don't care!) 

Cobs, what does this all mean?
What's your latest machine? 

Am I going too fast?
Is all this progress too loud?
Did I leave you in the past?
Let's take some Q's from the crowd... 
This may come off as a stupid question,
But what do you exactly aim to achieve? 
Well, there's no such thing as a stupid question,
So it's wise of me if I ask you to leave. 
This new product, the "Me" technology,
Is that not groundbreaking, world-shaking mythology? Well, that all depends on your own ideology,
But if I've caused suspicion, hey! Take my apology. Cobs, you're always being coy! Is there a bigger plan, is this just a decoy? 
No doy! I mean, you always think I've something to hide,
And this is no different, you've implied! So Cobs, is your whole persona intended,
To keep those suspicions extended?
So all of your schemes become blended,
And your work cannot be contended? 

Uhm, no questions! The future is so yesterday,
(The future is so yesterday!)
When everything is run your way
(When everything is run, run, run, run, run your way!) 
Your influence is everywhere,
Smell innovation on the air,
You tell me that I'm too ambitious?
Well, 
I!
(I!)
Don't!
(Don't!)
Care! 


The future is so yesterday!