I am Pikachu and I have purple, blue, and black hair (that pic is old I used to have teal in my hair)

I am obsessed with bands. Of all genres. Such as: (any type) of punk, (any type) of metal, post-hardcore, old school rock, grunge, etc.

I have the mind of a 5 year old boy and the strength and energy of a decaying 97 year old woman. Don't question it.

In the last 5 days I've slept about 4 hours. My sleeping is more fucked than a prostitute.

I cuss in like every other fucking sentence so if you don't like it then you shouldn't read my stories.

An friend once told me he was trying to quit cussing but I was the reason he wanted to cuss. Whatever the fuck that meant.

I'm 19 years old but I look like an 8th grader cuz I'm 5'3 

I'm also Puerto Rican and half Mexican. You probably didn't care I'm just boring as fuck and don't know what to say.

"All I saw was the devil's soul and it looked a hell of a lot like my own" 

Alright I think I've bored you and myself enough (if you even read this bio) so I'm going to go now. I gotta go find Wendy somewhere in neverland to kick her ass for trying to take Jalex from me peaceskies motherfuckers ✌️