I'm 17, a guitarist, 1000% emo, and I write lame fanfiction which you should read ;))

Synyster Gates means the world to me.

I make dirty jokes for a living. I have an overwhelming urge to make puns constantly, especially at the worst of times.
I came up with a fanfic idea in the middle of my 2 hour english gcse exam and almost got detention for making a pun at my teacher. 
As I said, puns. Puns are life. 

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╚══'.¸ Avenged Sevenfold
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• REAL A7X fans- don't like the band just because of M. Shadows
• REAL A7X fans- know more songs than Afterlife 
• REAL A7X fans- Know who The Rev is
• REAL A7X fans- Know how to spell Synyster Gates' name CORRECTLY


A7X Family Member!!!
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© ORIGINAL A7X FAN




"Every word Matt sings, every beat The Rev (foREVer) plays, every solo Synyster has put his heart in to, every note Johnny hits, every rhythm that has ever come out of Zacky's guitar. Saved lives of thousands who didn't think they could make it,  if they have saved your life too post this on your page."


I play guitar in a band. That's literally the only interesting thing about me, that and my music taste


✓ Taken. ❒ Single. ✓ Mentally married to Synyster Gates