If Gimli, Legolas, Bilbo, and Thorin weren't supposed to be gay, then why are they?
All y'all's problems would have been fixed or avoided if ya just listened to the immortal beings (specifically Legolas, Gandalf, and Elrond). 
BOROMIR, FARAMIR, ÉOMER, AND FILI RIGHTS!!!!!
I am a Nazgûl, I'm here for the ring. Give it to me or I will go REEEE!!!!!!
Special thank you to @Fuzzleskitty for being my personal editor, love you father!