RedSlurpees

heyyooo

RedSlurpees

heyyooo

RedSlurpees

Ahoy, I know I haven’t written like…anything. College is gross and it’s nearing its end so just let me work my way through this final stretch and then I promise I’ll start updating :)

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I am too smart for college bullshit
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RedSlurpees

we are all slaves to the universe look away from the stars scallywags and lookm hto the weed

whoremembers13

@RedSlurpees Ok so like she just, and I mean just, turned 20. Like two weeks ago she was 19 and I am turning 17 so like. You know age is just a number if the woman is hot enough, plus technically she isn't my English teacher she just teaches at my school
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RedSlurpees

@Simp4DinoNuggies depends on what grade you have
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Thank you for the birthday wishes everyone, I would’ve responded sooner but i was violently hungover

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@rrandomstoriez101 i also took an exam, finished early, and threw up a lot of colors
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rrandomstoriez101

What else would you do on your birthday?
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RedSlurpees

ang mensaheng ito ay maaaring nakaksakit
Ahoy, on behalf of my bith and drunknessn, fuck the patriarch and i forget the rest 
          mwah

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@Archer_romanoff28 AND YOU WERE TOSSING ME THE CAR KEYS FUCK THE PATRIARCHY
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Archer_romanoff28

@RedSlurpees  All I got from this was all too well 10 minutes version drunk slurpee version
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LMAO, Translation: Ahoy, on behalf of my birth and drunkenness, fuck the patriarchy etc…
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Children thank Hozier for breathing life into me and making me write more

whoremembers13

@RedSlurpees It's an EP he released not an album, also although I want to gatekeeper her I would recommend Renee Rapp if you haven't already listened to her music
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kkassam15

@RedSlurpees listen to emails I can’t send fwd: the new Sabrina album and Taylor’s new Taylor’s versions
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RedSlurpees

Ok i’m done being impulsive now…enjoy :)

kkassam15

@RedSlurpees No be impulsive mother
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RedSlurpees

DONT GO INTO STEM, LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES ITS TORTURE……but the pay is good so do it

kkassam15

@RedSlurpees my course for next year are grade 10 math and science and then grade 11 functions and physics
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kkassam15

@RedSlurpees but I’m already on the path to become an engineer
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