"There's never been a better time in history to be a loser!"
Dear Evan Hansen;
Connor isn't dead I have no fucking clue what you're talking about
Sincerely, the whole damn fandom. We are in denial.
Heidi: Can we try to have an optimistic outlook, huh? Can we buck up just enough to see the world won't fall apart!
Pompeii: AND THE WALLS CAME CRUMBLING DOWN IN THE CITY THAT WE LOVE!! HOW AM I GONNA BE AN OPTIMIST ABOUT THIS??
Heidi was fucking wrong
I like to go on random x readers and provide my own 'hilarious' commentary about whateva the FUCK ;) is going on. (Eyyyyyyy!)
I think I'm the only one in the Be More Chill fandom that hates Jeremy. I still totally ship boyf riends, but Jeremy's asshol-iness bothers me.
Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people
Takashi Shirogane?: More like Takashi ShiroGONE *cries*
Me: If I was any paladin, I'd be Shiro definitely
Normal Person: Because he is selfless and brave and has all the amazing qualities of a born leader?
Me: *because hE IS DEAD
Hay gurl are u http bc :/
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ \('0')// ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
ಠ_ಠ Child. . .
ಠ_ಠ Put.
ಠ__ಠ The tables.
ಠ___ಠ Back.
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER
"Well butter me up, 'cuz I'm on a roll!" -The Smartest Fucking Boy I've Ever Met™
Okay, now for the reeeeally loooong waifu list;
-Rin Okumara
-Michael Mell
-Naruto
-(I would say Connor because I relate to him on an emotional level, but I don't think I would be able to stand the smell)
-The INSANELY COOL, JARED KLIENMAN!!!
-Leo Valdez
-Saeyoung Choi (707)
-Amethyst
-Kaori
-Kousei
-Pidge Holt
-Raven (Original Teen Titans anime, not the stupid cartoon)
-JD
-Veronica Sawyer
-Dean Winchester
Whatever you do, don't read my Aphmau book. It's literally the cringiest thing. Just skip to the last chapter(True End or something). Spoiler alert; it's gay.
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