dirty socks

Guess who DOESN’t want to give his speech today??
          MEEE <3
          Guess who HAS to give his speech today???
          ME AGAAAAIN <3
          It’s 2:20am and I haven’t even memorized this shit :(
          I’m fucking done for but whatever I guess

xReader fics will be the death of me

Finding fandoms where I never expected to find fandoms this is so fun

Christmas musicals are so great because it will be August but you’ll still be playing “Wonderful Christmastime” on full volume because it’s your audition song and auditions start in 21 minutes

I just ate a salted tomato but my lips are super chapped right now so that is a thing I regret 

I wish I could unite all three of my friend groups so that I could nerd out about the Olympics to all of them at once, but unfortunately each group knows nothing of the other groups, and we’re spread out across five different states, so it’s highly unlikely.

ngl the fact that there’s going to be a sequel to Moana has filled me with immense joy.

Hey! Is it ok if I request a cover for a book? It's fine if it's not!

Well hello I guess I have returned after a long unplanned hiatus so… 
          what’s good

Hi!
          You have been colonized. Send this to five people to gain independence.
          (Started by @ineedtoeatpotatos)