RedZippy

First chapter is finally up,  I'll publish chapter 2 next week.

RedZippy

I didn't know that sleeping was a crime because the cops arrived at my house while I was sleeping. 
          Me: *sleeping*
          cop: *knocks on door*
          Me: *wakes up* what happened? I feel like hell!
          Brother: *Grabs chair and looks out the door whole* *panics* Oh no, Nonononono it's the cops!
          Me: What?! I got this don't worry, moms fault we go to a foster home.
          Brother: Ok 
          Me: *Takes out donuts* Like I said... I got this.