Hey, look buddy I'm an Engineer, and that means I solve problems.

Not problems like what is beauty, cause that wall fall within purview of your conundrums oh philosophy.

I solve practical problems, for instance how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous behind.

The answer is a gun and if that don't work use more gun like this heavy caliber tri-pod mounted little ol number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope not pointed at you.