Hey, guys! If you haven't already, read my story "Tap," cuz it would mean A TON to me! Lalla, I like lallas. what is a lalla, I do not know. I was going to say "lalala," but too late now. I'm too lazy to go back and change it. Well, then shouldn't I be to lazy to type this whole thing? Why yes I am, and this is all an infatuation of your diseased brains. hahaha !?!?!?!?!?! it would have been so much easier to type a bunch of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or ??????????????????????????? but even though i am a lazy bum in a carboard box on the side of route 40 (not really, nobody is truthfully) anywayyyyz i am shutting up now cuz i am confuzllzlzlzling myself... Why did I write confuzlzlzlzling... I keep getting distracted from the whole point of broadcasting this message, which was... what was it...? anyways i am sorry for wasting a random chunk of your life and/or making you laugh at a possibly innapropriate moment (like at a funeral, lol dead people) but JUST READ MY STORY TAP AND PROMOTE, FAN, VOTE, COMMENT ETC. YOUR HEARTS AND SOULS TO ME! lol dead people (jk, im just so weird. its not funny, death, to me, but i dont even realize what i am saying and probably will have to go back and reread it to make sure i dont say anything SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER OFFENSIVE. OMG CHOCOLATE IS A SEXY WOMAN FROM AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION :/ 2000 CHARACTERS COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 50 MORE TO GO NOW 36 NOW EVEN LESS! OMH BYE KIDS!