I could point out things that glorify me, but not today:
。My hair is a red, frizzy, mess a lot of the time.
。Somedays I'm just too lazy to put makeup on.
。My sarcasm gets me into a lot of trouble.
。I cry at the drop of a hat.
。Although I'm not even 5 feet tall yet, I'm not afraid to standup to someone who's bigger than me. 
(Insert more trouble here)
。I'm a regular teenage girl to a certain extent.
。。。。。。And for now, I'm just trying to survive this crazy board game we call reality.