IT'S YA BOI ALASTOR

*enter Portal: Still Alive here*

i  s w i t c h e d  m y  p f p  a n d  b a c k g r o u n d .

s h a r p i e  s c e n t e d  m a r k e r s .

HA
          gæ

"BITCH WHAT THE FACK"

I sign in WITHOUT looking at my password cuz im a badass

@Clanky459 
          Yes please do

Lmao
          I logged on to see 23 notifs and 5 PMs.
          Most were me.

| God, I hate Tom Nook. He is definitely a cunt.

No
          I'm not double dead